I’m one year older, but I’m not worried. Instead of a facelift, I’ll just buy a pair of sunglasses and become one of the beautiful people. How do you think I’d look in a little red sports car?

It’s going to be another hot day, but I’m ready for it. I’m armed with another gallon of ice cream and a six-pack of diet Pepsi. It’s true, diet soda really does cancel out the calories of ice cream.