Don’t you just love it when studies confirm what we’ve known for years? According to researchers at the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University, men are always thinking of sex. Well, duh! I wonder how they collected their data.

Reacher: “Sir, are you always horny?”

Male Subject: “What?”

Reacher: “Sir, do you lust in your heart?”

Male Subject: “Are you on drugs? What kind of a question is that!”

The research also found that 19 percent of women think about sex on a daily basis. I’m not in that 19 percent. I’m getting forgetful in my old age, and I’m always trying to remember where I put my car keys. I don’t have time to think about sex.

Click here to check out the Kinsey Institute website.