I figured out a quick and easy way to decide who should be the next President of the United States. Let’s just give everyone running for President a brain scan. Think about it. Really, who wants their favorite television shows interrupted by endless political campaign ads? Let’s just scan everyone’s head, hand over the White House keys to the candidate with the best looking brain, and get back to watching Desperate Housewives. How accurate are the test results? You decide.

This is George Bush’s brain scan.

I want to thank Scalpel for calling this to my attention. Enjoy your weekend.