Sanity is madness put to good use. – George Santayana
Email From Mother
25Feb2008 Author: Mother Jones, RNPoor Bill…
Psychiatric nurses are really good at reading body language, so my mother sent me this and asked me what I thought. Hmmm?
Choose the best answer:
1. Why did I marry her? Why didn’t I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?
2. Holy crap, look at that butt. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its ‘Oversized Load’ sign.
3. Somewhere, there’s two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I’m stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. I wonder if they would let me change to be a Republican? We’re soooo screwed!
7 Responses to “Email From Mother”
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There has been a lot of chatter in the blogosphere about medical bloggers and HIPAA regulations so let me make this very clear: I write composite stories about many different people that I've cared for over the years.
Scott
February 25th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Obviously, Bill is thinking #3. He is a Hugh Heffner caliber womanizer, and he likes ‘em chubby. So he’s counting the seconds until he can hop in the tub with those ladies!
5150
February 26th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Come on, sista, talk about her politics not her appearence like every other right wing hack. Otherwise, you rock.
Elaine
February 26th, 2008 at 5:13 am
I agree with Scott, in view of his past history, it can only be #3.
TC
February 26th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Listen, 5150, I’m as liberal as they come and Hillary is NO liberal. As Janet Jackson said, Hillary, what have ya done for me lately?
There’s a web rumor going around that Bill is sabotaging her campaign. I wonder if it’s true?
Dr. A
February 27th, 2008 at 2:41 am
“Where’s my intern?”
Rollernurse
February 29th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
#3 hands down. Too bad Hillary is about done. That picture is priceless.
Julie
March 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I think that was the same look on my face with Dr Q asked me to get him some coffee the other day.