Choose the best answer:
1. Why did I marry her? Why didn’t I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?
2. Holy crap, look at that butt. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its ‘Oversized Load’ sign.
3. Somewhere, there’s two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I’m stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. I wonder if they would let me change to be a Republican? We’re soooo screwed!