I came across this personal ad in the Washington Post while I was working at the drug rehab center. It read:

53 y/o SWM, 5’6’’ 140lbs, drinker and ex-church member, seeks SWF to help me stop drinking.

Translation: Boozer-loser seeking codependent female for long term dysfunctional relationship.

My boss at the rehab center is single, so I clipped out the ad and put it on her desk just in case she’s looking for a hot date.

I love the Washington Post.