Best quote from last weekend:

A nurse was passing out meds when she approached an old man sitting in the dayroom. She said, “Excuse me, Sir. I’m here to give you your Haldol, but first, I need you to tell me your name and your date of birth. The old man responded, “I’m, I’m…I’m THE LORD! And my birthday is July 25th. The nurse said, “Isn’t your birthday on December 25th? The Lord was born on Christmas Day, and that’s on December 25th.” The old man thought a moment, and then said, “I’m the Lord, so I can change my birthday to anything I want.”

Can I get an Amen!