Isn’t this soooo cute! Woofy Nurse sends you greetings. She is saying, “Happy Nurses Week.” Of course, it sounds more like, “bark-bark.” I wonder how her hospital is celebrating Nurses Week. Here, at the Greatest Hospital In The World, nurses are being treated like, well, nurses. We are receiving cheap trinkets in addition to being served fine cafeteria cuisine. As I recall, the physicians were served steak and lobster for National Doctor’s Day. We also can buy tickets for the chance to win the opportunity to throw a pie in our boss’ face. The money raised will go to buy equipment for the hospital’s forensic nurse. It’s sad that nurses have to raise money so another nurse can do her job. But, that’s nursing.

Enjoy your week. I hope my boss likes pie.