Sanity is madness put to good use. – George Santayana
Meet Kathy Hilton. Please don’t confuse her with Paris Hilton’s mother. This Kathy is a night nurse. My goodness, what is Kathy doing? It looks like the buttons are going to explode right off of her uniform. This is Kathy’s story:
Kathy Hilton is a night nurse on a Navy hospital ward that is full of “tension.” The men under her charge were disabled, some were strapped to traction splints, but they were still young, healthy….and male. Kathy’s beauty was like a flame lighting the dried-up tinder of a rain-parched forest when she became the new night nurse in the officers’ ward…and the fires she lit burned herself as well as the men.
It sounds like Kathy really loves her job. Some nurses understand the importance of tantalizing patient care. I can just imagine what Kathy puts on her patients’ treatment plans:
Impaired circulation and social isolation related to immobility: Lap dance, every night at bedtime. Pole dancing twice daily.
My mind is racing. I wonder what else she’s putting on those treatment plans. Hat tip to Dr. Anonymous for putting up a post about stripper therapy.
Healthcare Today
August 21st, 2008 at 12:27 am
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An amusing peek at a stereotypical media image of a sexy night nurse….
Kristi
August 21st, 2008 at 1:38 am
Addendum to care plan:
Patient claims ED, with no response to Viagra. Penile pump/implant in place. Claims implant to be ‘faulty’.
While under total anesthesia for bilateral inguinal hernia surgery, said patient has erection during prep.
Psych Consult recommended.
Stripper pole optional.
Doctor Anonymous
August 21st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Thanks for the shout out. I like the cover of that book!
Adrienne Zurub
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
May I use that cover for my next book..LOL!
I worked nights and never had ‘that look.’ The boobs yes, the look of satisfaction and utter availability, never!
Adrienne
Jean-Luc Picard
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
That looks and sounds like a real x-rated book!
Kim
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Oh yeah, that’s my nursing school uniform, unbuttoned so that just enough cleavage is shown…I’d be kicked out so fast…where I work there is just not enough time to look that fetching and available.
NurseKeith
August 24th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Congratulations on the new site! Very nice, Ms. R!
NurseKeith
August 24th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Oh, Nurse R—-how do we contact you to submit for the next Change of Shift? There is not “Contact” button on the site! Please advise!
Mother Jones, RN
August 24th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Hi Nurse Keith:
Thanks for that last comment. I’ll ask my web guy, Shane about putting up a contact button. Please send your posts to motherjonesrn AT yahoo DOT com.
MJ