Sanity is madness put to good use. – George Santayana
Meet Nurse Weir. Notice her title. She’s was a nursing instructress at the Capitol City School of Nursing in Washington, D.C. This picture was published in 1933. I’m sure that Nurse Weir did a bang up job getting her students ready to answer State Board questions. Do you think that you could have passed the boards? Find out by trying to answer a couple of questions. These questions came out of a book called State Board Questions and Answers For Nurses. It was written by John A. Foote, M.D. and published in 1929.
Give common names for the following: oleum ricini, tincture opii camphorata, oleum terebinthinae, hydrargyri chloridum mite, spiritus frumenti, spiritus vini gallici.
The common name of oleum ricini is castor oil.
The common name of tinctura opii camphorata is paregoric.
The common name for oleum terebinthinae is oil of turpentine.
The common name of hydrargyri chloridum mite is calomel.
The common name of spiritus frumenti is whiskey.
The common name of spiritus vini gallici is brandy.
Name five emetics; five alteratives.
Mustard, sodium chloride, apomorphine, ipecac, and sulphate of copper are emetics.
Potassium iodide, mercury protoiodide, colchicum seed, sarsaparilla, and arsenous acid are alternatives.
How are you doing so far? Hmmm… that’s what I thought. I’ll give you one more chance to pass the boards.
On whom does unprofessional conduct reflect most, the nurse or her profession?
Improper or unethical conduct in matters concerned with the nurse’s work reflects more unfavorable upon the ideals of the nursing profession than upon the standing of the individual nurse. (Don’t you just love the concept of collective guilt?)
So how did you do? I bet you’re feeling kind of stupid right now aren’t you? Don’t worry. Nurse Weir and I will give you a chance to redeem yourself some other time by giving you another shot at passing your boards. Nurse Weir loves giving tests and her study guide is packed with questions. Better luck next time.
Strong One
October 22nd, 2008 at 8:05 pm
AAhh.. how the profession has grown and evolved.
One cannot travel far without first knowing where they started.
Thanks.
RehabRN
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
You didn’t have Hamamelis virginiana on your list?
Believe it or not, we had a patient ask for Tucks pads the other day for hemmorhoids. Since we use generics, that’s what came up in the orders. I had to look it up, because I had no clue what it was (although I did know she’d asked for them).
Yes, Hamamelis virginiana is witch hazel.
tammy swofford
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Who cares about your post….tell that photo-shopped nurse in the “strong one picture” I am available. wink Actually, not really…. my husband might be unhappy about that one.
O.K. I think I flunked most of those questions, but maybe I have tasted one or two of the answers? smile
Just a fun post, Mother Jones! Always a fan! I appreciate your creative approach.
Tammy
Healthcare Today
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:55 am
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Do you think that you could have passed the nursing boards in 1929? Find out by trying to answer a couple of questions. Good luck!…
Kristi
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I bombed. Go figure.
My Grandmother was born in 1905 and was a Nurse. She shared some stories with me about her days in nursing school. Classics.
Some of the things she told me were as foreign to me as some of the things I told her.
She was an amazing woman.
Kathy
October 26th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Thanks for listing my blog (Stayin’ alive) in your sidebar. I appreciate it and think your blog is fascinating.
Trusted.MD Network
November 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Dr. Val Podcast and Grand Rounds…
Dr. Val hosted a great Podcast this last week about stereotypes in nursing. It was attended by myself, Terri from Nurse Ratched’s Place and Strong One from My Strong Medicine. We had a really great discussion which Dr. Val so nicely summarized. At …
ApenTinfemi
January 21st, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Nothing seems to be easier than seeing someone whom you can help but not helping.
I suggest we start giving it a try. Give love to the ones that need it.
God will appreciate it.