“This one’s kind of strange,” said the woman.
“Let me be the judge of that,” the doctor replied.
“Well,” she said, “Yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.”
“That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.” That night,” she went on, “I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong with me!” she implored. “I’m scared out of my wits!”
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. “There, there, it’s nothing to be scared about.”
(Ready for this?)
(I’m warning you…..)
“You’re simply going through the change!”
I warned you. Have a nice weekend.