White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel has what it takes to be a nurse. Ben Smith from Politico wrote that Rahm, who took time out last weekend to go see The Wrestler at a local DC movie house, helped a fellow moviegoer who was having a seizure. The man was sitting right next to Rahm in the theater, and according to sources, “Rahm used some vulgarities to impress upon the movie theater staff — who wanted to move the guy out of the movie theater so they could restart the film — that they should wait until EMS got there.” Rahm also stayed and helped until EMS arrived on the scene.

Bravo, Rahm. Good job! You’ll have a second career waiting for you as a nurse when you learn how to work with doctors. You can start by making up with Howard Dean. Read what Howard wrote for the Huffington Post.