Sanity is madness put to good use. – George Santayana

Life is good. I’m settling into my job at UGH (Undisclosed Government Hospital) and I have a couple of days off from work. I’m using my time constructively. My house looks like hell, but I am doing other important things like writing, reading blogs, and visiting Twitter.
Yes, I’m addicted to Twitter. I started tweeting when I hooked up with Pixel RN and Dr. Val at BlogHer last year. They showed the joys of micro-blogging and it changed my life forever. Twitter is great place to meet people using 140 characters at a time. You can hangout in cyberspace with people like Ashton Kutcher, Lance Armstrong, and Stephen Colbert. You can also hangout with a lot of great healthcare providers. I make new “friends” by putting the word “nurse” into the Twitter search engine. Then I sit back and see what pops up.
Yesterday, something very interesting caught my eye. Dr. Hess, a plastic surgeon, tweeted that nurses were being offered free plastic surgery. I love free stuff, so I followed the link in his tweet, and checked out his blog. He wrote a great post. I also checked out the link in his post to the New York Times. The upshot of the story is that some places in Europe are offering plastic surgery as a recruiting tool for nurses. The story talked about the enormous social pressure that some nurses are under to look good. It’s true. Even some hospitals in the United States are using young and beautiful nurses as a marketing tool to entice more patients into their facilities. Age discrimination is rearing its ugly head. I wrote this post about a nurse who lost her job because she was getting old and because she wasn’t pretty anymore.
I tweeted Dr. Hess. I told him that there wasn’t enough plastic on the planet that could make this sow’s ear into a silk purse. I also told him that I look forward to tweeting with him in the future. He wrote back and told me that he thinks that I’m charming. Just wait till he really gets to know me!
I’m going to Twitter my way through life.
There has been a lot of chatter in the blogosphere about medical bloggers and HIPAA regulations so let me make this very clear: I write composite stories about many different people that I've cared for over the years.

enrico
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I hear sow’s ears purses are all the rage in Milan. (Get it? “hear?” LOL!)
We *ALL* could use plastic surgery if we critique hard enough but no cosmetic improvements last forever; the qualities of the person just get richer with time. *muah*
(of course, then there’s getting bitter and forgetful in old age, yelling at kids to get off your lawn then realizing the kids are 40-year-olds working for the nursing home whose job it is to do the yardwork, but I’m trying to keep this positive… ROTFL)
The Curmudgeon
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I suspect the Twitter phenomenon may be short-lived. I had a conversation with my 20-year-old-Facebook-addicted daughter wherein the subject of Twitter came up… and she’d never heard of it. If the kids aren’t into it… and we have to squint and see the screen… I’m thinking it won’t last.
nurseshark
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Although I don’t tweet very much, I do enjoy keeping up with my friends who do (and following new friends too). Plus, being able to hang out in cyber space with Wil Wheaton and other such awesome nerds.
I’m not so sure plastic surgery would be such a great recruiting tool up here, on a certain island, which may have to remain nameless at the moment… maybe a free smart car or kayak lessons… or, hey, how about a new CEO for our health authority? hehehe.
SuzanneRN
June 4th, 2009 at 5:07 am
I just can’t get into the whole twitter thing… but I am addicted to facebook and health blogs… hmm.
On a side note–
I agree with Dr Hess about the charming thing… come work with me at my “UGH!” I need some witty nursing companions in my life!
Kim
June 5th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
(1) You are charming.
(2) If my job comes down to how I look, I’m getting an application from Unemployment, pronto! : D
tammy swofford
June 7th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Twitter is finding its way to my blog. I got twittered right over to Obama posters. Frightening!! smile
http://twitter.com/fansofobama/statuses/2050614476
Back to beautiful nurses…. yawn….. you must work in PACU to be a beautiful nurse. The men come in wearing their beer goggles from anesthesia, and we all know the old joke about picking out the ugliest woman at the bar. When she starts to look good, it is time for the man to quit drinking.
On that note, I guess I need to twitter over to see what Dr. Hess has to offer.
Beautiful Tammy (wink!)
Sean
June 7th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
First of all.. I’m with Kim. I might be looking for unemployment.
Second.. I remember quite vividly your first Tweets! It was quite entertaining and awesome!
I agree, Twitter is so darn addicting and so fun. I too have met so many wonderful people.
I will probably tweet my way through school. LOL
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